| "Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies."
-- Gene Hill
| "A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around
three times before lying down."
-- Robert Benchley
|"Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come
back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul-chicken, pork, half a cow.
They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!"
-- Anne Tyler
|"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird
-- Rita Rudner
|"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents
a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money."
-- Joe Weinstein
|"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs
I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons."
-- James Thurber
|"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that
you are wonderful."
-- Ann Landers
|"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."
-- Ben Williams
|"When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem."
-- Edward Abbey
|"Cat's Motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it
look like the dog did it."
|"Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of
|"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation
as the dog does."
-- Christopher Morley
|"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he
-- Josh Billings
|"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."
-- Andrew A. Rooney
|"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are
his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to
the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such
|"Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out
and your dog would go in."
-- Mark Twain
|"I care not for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the
better for it."
-- Abraham Lincoln
| "If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."
|"Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane."
-- Smiley Blanton
|"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of
amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans
-- John Steinbeck
| "If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will
not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a
-- Mark Twain